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“And to think that I just came in to buy a new toy for my dog…”
What a customer said when I rang her up for $250 worth of Guerlain lip products.
I had a pretty decent day at work today.
OMG never buy perfume on clearance.
Ugh I smell like cat urine.
Yesterday at werq this yuppie—nice guy—comes in and shows me a photo on his phone of an eyeliner that his girl sent him in for. So we walk to the back and I ask him to pull the picture up for me again and the dude accidentally pulls up a “private” photo of his girl.
Love my job.
19 Jan // Downtime
My first actual day off since the New Year. I work tomorrow (retail) so I *should* be catching up on all the readings I missed since the first day of school (bought the textbooks on Tuesday) but I just want a proper day to relax. I have next weekend off but I’m not sure if I can go for another 5 days without some kind of repose.
Made myself a bunch of samples from werq to take home today.
I just smeared some aromatic cellulite body cream all over after I got out of the shower and now I’m all sorts of tingly.
It has a really soft but salient scent (I suppose this would be the aromatic experience that they’re marketing). It’s not where as pungently sweet as the stomach cream from Biotherm but it’s much more cooling and relaxing than then intensive night one from the same line. They all run around in the same price range ($60).
Despite my interest every time a new product comes out on the market, I’m not sure if I completely believe in cellulite cream. I really see them more as toning/firming rather than actually getting ride of cellulite.
I’m going to try it again for one more night before I decide if I want to put it on my wishlist of things to get comes bonus points + staff discount events.
Bahh, I must have gotten some of the cream on mah cooch because now it’s all tingly! Eeep!
Gratis time, wh00t!
Lancome Hypnose Drama Mascara x 2
Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioa EDP Intense
“Do you carry anus anus?”
Sometimes I amaze myself.
I was basically plucked from obscurity when I got into cosmetic retail.
I’ve never been formally trained in makeup application or color theory so most of what I do on clients/customers is 90% intuition and trial and error. However, most of the time I manage to pull it off quite well, so well in fact that I end up amazing myself. (Like, I’ve had times where I’d actually pat myself on the back. In front of the client.) And then I ask myself why I’ve never thought of trying that look on me.
In other words, I have stuff I want to buy.
Some customers are so retarded I can’t even imagine how they manage to hold down jobs to pay for their shit.
I ain’t even mad, but why you gotta be so damn stupid, boo?
Just get out of my face.
